Wonders of Family

A normal conversation in the car goes something like this...
Mummy: Wow. The moon's so bright and round.
Me: *leans forward and looks out the windshield* *thinks to herself, the moon isn't even out tonight'*
Mummy: It's on my side.
Me: Oh.
Mummy: It's beside me.
Me: Okay.
Mummy: It's following me home.
*silence*
Me: You'd need a bigger house.
Mummy: No, it can just follow me until it's above the block.
Me: Er, okay.
Mummy: If it was in the house, it'd break all the walls and my furniture.
Me: Uh huh, you think?
Mummy: Then there will be no moon.
Me: There will still be a moon, it'd be in our house. The world just wouldn't have a moon.
Mummy: Then, there will be no moon light.
Me: Right, but that's okay cause every major city in the world has some form of constant light sources.
Mummy: I didn't say the world would be in darkness, just that there wouldn't be moon light.
Me: Right. I don't think it would affect anyone that badly.
Mummy: Werewolves might not like it.
Me: I don't think they would mind. Especially if they think they're monsters.
Mummy: But maybe they like being werewolves. They're powerful.
Me: Yeah, but who likes eating their food raw?
Mummy: Some people live to eat fresh meat like cannibals.
Me: They don't eat their food raw! They like to boil them before eating.
Mummy: No, I'm sure they like it dripping with blood.
Me: *makes a disgusted face* you didn't have to put it like THAT.

So yupp. Sometimes, when you think your family stinks or really sucks or all that. Think of the fun and weird times you've had with them. Everyone has a unique family. Some just learn to appreciate them more than others.

Until next time! (I really SHOULD be studying.)